Kotaku Party, Microsoft and others having a press conference without me.

Just when I was starting to feel special about being able to go to E3, I realize that I'm not *that* special. The press conferences are going on today and I either can't get in or I have other things to attend to that keeps me from trying to force my way in. Oh well.

Last night was the Kotaku E3 party, held at the Golden Gopher bar in downtown Los Angeles. The entirety of the street outside of the bar reeked of urine, and I feared for our safety before going in, but then we ran in to a few friends who were there for some reason and ended up having a blast.

Above here you can see Kratos from the God of War 3 trailer playing on a very large screen in the bar. Beside me was the DJ, spinning fat beats such as the theme song from 'Mirror's Edge' and also probably something from Donkey Kong. Overall, there were about 90 men for every 1 woman, though some of the men had much larger breasts than any of the women.

Also, open bar for at least twenty minutes meant that I got a nice drink and ended up feeling just fine.


Now I'm hearing word that The Beatles and sons will be playing at the Microsoft press conference starting... right now! Watch it here now!

E3 2009

Why hello there. It's nice to see you at my own personal blog. I've had several in the past, but none ever became what I wanted them to become. This shall be the blog to end all blogs (of my own doing).

E3 2009 is just around the corner, and by corner I mean 'Monday.' I will be in attendance, and I will have live, up to date posts on my twitter (@agentoneal). Later in the evening, I will have detailed posts about what I was forced to do, what I chose to do, and there will be pictures to violate your eyes. I mean real eye rape here. I'm going to get down and dirty with these photos.

Also, keep in mind that this will be a video gaming blog. I will report on whatever I see fit, and you will read it because you're addicted to that kind of news. Also, know that I'm not the best video gamer. I lose constantly to other players, I suck at PVP on WoW, and generally I'm a bad sport when I get my ass kicked in 2-D fighters. But I love video games. It's something that I can't explain. I mean, I've had my stay overs in battered video gamer's shelters before but I just keep coming back to my abusive 360.

I'm also going to have a tagline, or a catch phrase I like to say to end all of my posts. I'm thinking it'll probably be "Wham, bam, thank you sir!"

So, until the next update, this is Chris O'Neal signing off with a wham, bam, thank you sir!